• subtle tankness
• nice hair
• sweaters with collared shirts
• baggy beanie
• likes to read
• MUST be funny
• not corny or overly lovey dovey
• not shy, and slightly cocky
• likes ed sheeran
• not homophobic
• taller than me
• weighs more than me - I definitely couldn't handle a boyfriend who is skinnier than me

lol. no wonder I'm single.